1. Welcome to Nigeria, where a girl can t?xt you "gøødnight" and go t?xt another guy 'I can't sle?p' ????   2. The reason why most people use Facebøok more than Whåts?pp is because Whåts?pp doesn't have free mode. ????????????   3. Me: Mum my leg is paining me Mum:why won't it pain you when you are always pressing phone????????????‍??????‍??????‍??????????????????   4. U visit your man and don't even sw?ep his room, u don't wash his d?rty clothes, u don't scrub his washroom and u expect him to take u serious ????????????????u would continue to be a side chick ????????   5. H@te when website ask questions like "are you a human" No I'm a washing machine???????? ????????‍?????????‍?????????‍?????????‍?????????‍?   6. My neighbors daughter just gave me ss1 maths to solve????   Please pray 4 me.. am about to disgr@ce my school.????????   7. *Stinginess is when you read someone's post, laugh but didn't like or comment on it.*   The Kingdom of th?nder is at hand ooooo. ????????????????????????????????????????   8. Real boyfriend give half of his salary to his girlfriend and a real girlfriend rej?cts it. Hope I'm not dr?nk. ????????????   9. Some girls are not serious, you are single and you’re walking around with earpiece...if a guy c?lls you now,how will you hear ? ????????????   10. When you are BrøKe, no one takes you serious. Even dogs don’t bark at you when you pass by!!!   ????????????????????????????????????????????????   11. You c?ll me with a private n?mber and expect me to speak first? We'll all do breathing competition till your a?rt?me finishes????????????????????????????????   12. “ The love I have for you guys is like a copied assignment, I can’t explain it” ????????   13. Stop ignøring my post ???? am not your Ex ???? I did nothing to you ????????   Cutie ????, why døn't you w?nna ?dd or follow me for more interesting jokes ????????   Abi i no dey try ????????‍??   I pray God touch your heart to add or follow me for more interesting jokes ???????? Kelly Boyno And join us crazy love and joke????????????